Shocking, indeed! It's a wonder he ever got approved for that security deposit. Must've been to do with the gorgeous redhead distracting the landlord.

I know; I don't like dancing in and mucking with his memories, either. Well, we can always find out a. if he's alive and b. wait to see if anyone comes snooping. It's the sort of thing one could do down the road, no need to jump the gate on it.