It's a stark reminder of what we're fighting for.

I think cheap and cheerful is best. Children are unpredictable creatures, but it's the parents who are buying, and they just want inexpensive things that will keep their offspring entertained for a few hours.

I'd rather like to see you attempt to send something to Buckingham Palace. The furious outpourings of rage from Lucius Malfoy would be most entertaining. And, in addition to amusing me, it might also prove a suitable distraction from any real presents sent via other routes.