If I were you, Crouch, I wouldn't put that in your personal advertisements. It's not strictly the sort of preference that attracts the ladies.

Though I'm told that when you have to pay for it, you can ask for almost anything. I've no personal experience with that sort of thing, you understand - my tastes and my looks aren't nearly so repulsive as yours.

Something like that, though? I hope you save up your Galleons.