'Not a baboon waving a stick,' I think it might have been.

How many people does that arena hold? I know that not every wizard in England is the sort of vicious murderous bastard who'd actually stand in line to watch muggles murder each other, but it's things like this that make me feel utterly hopeless. It's no wonder you can't come up with the words for a Grim Truth. You're not writing for the people who'd actually want to see this sort of thing, but...

Yeah.