Order Only: Private Message to Moony and Dora

[alt_sirius]

Dora? How are you this afternoon? Better? We thought we'd let you have a lie-in.

I'm torn between wanting to see for myself how they treat this at the closing ceremonies and thinking we ought to open up Unlimited for anyone who needs it.

What do you think?

Comments

[alt_sirius]

Oi, I think I controlled myself pretty well last night, all things considered.

Though if I were going to challenge him, the morning after he's been Cruciated would be a good time for it.

[alt_lupin]

Blokes like him thrive on that sort of treatment as long as it's from 'their Lord.'

[alt_sirius]

Makes you wonder what else gets him off, doesn't it?

...

On second thought I'd rather not know.

[alt_lupin]

It's a shame Bellatrix is already married to Rodolphus.

If she were married to Barty, one of them would eventually wind up dead and then we'd be rid of that one, anyway.

[alt_sirius]

Not likely. If Bella were married to Barty, she'd ignore him just as resolutely as Roddy in favour of her one true love and life would be no different.

Well. Except that then Rod might actually grow his own pair.

[alt_lupin]

And you did control yourself pretty well last night but I think I'd like you to PROMISE you won't reveal you're in the arena.

[alt_sirius]

Oh, relax. I thought I'd go as Padfoot.

That way if I do lose control I can simply rip his throat out.

[alt_lupin]

You're trying very hard to distract me from the fact that you still haven't promised.

[alt_sirius]

Sorry, was I?

What am I promising? Not to get myself caught or killed? Was that it?

[alt_lupin]

Close enough.

[alt_lupin]

So promise, you git.

I'm amazed your animagus form wasn't a weasel.

[alt_sirius]

Oh, fine.

I solemnly swear that I shall not reveal that I'm in the audience, get myself captured or killed or otherwise do something that might prevent me coming home to you tonight.

Satisfied?

[alt_lupin]

Yes.