Say. You might see what you can do to keep Madam P from catching sight of today's gossip mags. Have a look about that pub you're staying in, and steer her away if you see any lying about.

I just cleaned one off a table here that's got a terribly nasty story about her friend Professor Sinistra. It would upset her, trust me. Better she doesn't see it.

Or maybe those things don't make it out to Wales same day they turn up here?