It's full of hideously bad pictures, for one thing. She looks a bit like a gnome in one of them. Splattered with mud. Must have been from one of her YPL outings. Another has her windblown and her robes suctioned against her so that its downright lewd. Poor thing.

As for the article, well. Awful gossip about her--she sleeps with everything that moves of all genders. No bestiality, but they were probably saving that for next month. Really. Do keep Poppy from seeing it.

There's all sorts of nonsense about Rabastan Lestrange, too. Including that he's involved with students, including the daughters of witches he's dated in the past.