Darling cousin, I keep telling you, I'm the last person who requires an explanation on the benefits of a good, solid shag, or who needs to be told that shagging someone once (or even more than once) automatically means someone's going to fall in love, get married or any of that traditional bollocks.

And I know just why you want to keep it secret from the others. Merlin forbid Molly or Bill finds out - they'd both draw the wrong conclusions in their own ways. I've no interest in stirring that cauldron.

But that doesn't mean I don't derive a vicarious pleasure from seeing two people I care about enjoying one another's company (energetically).

Particularly when you leave openings one could fly an entire Quidditch side through. (In fact, Charlie as much as admitted he'd have been suspicious if I'd let his comment go unnoticed.)

So don't worry. I think 'stuck' with you and Bea is about as perfect as it gets.