Whot? No, not - that's not - No. I'm only saying that monogamy is an adjustment when you're used to shagging somewhat indiscriminately, without any particular strings attached. And sometimes if there's a stressful situation, but one's partner isn't available, it can be tempting. I mean to say, committed doesn't necessarily mean dead.

Not that I think she'd hurt Bill like that. I'm hoping he'll be in the mood later, or she can get him there. I almost offered her a blunt but I don't think she fancies any sort of chemical consciousness alteration.

Though I must say drinking, smoking or shagging sound particularly good right now. Are you available?