Yes, because I didn't think it would be a good idea to crawl off at that precise moment. Whomever said you're the kindly, innocent one doesn't know you well at all.

And don't think I don't know what you were trying to do. Pillock.

I agree about the mould making people sneeze. That's why I was thinking we'd have to refresh it just before using it. The cleansing spells did last a good week or two; it's just not a permanent solution.

Under the stairs is too close to your cellar. And besides the beauty of across the way is that it's not in the same building at all. If someone searches the place they'll never look on the other side of the garden.

Blast it. I wasn't thinking of needing three bedrooms when we asked Bill to help us find a place.