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[alt_sirius]

Bugger all. I've been working on this bloody Grim Truth all day and I'm fucking nowhere.

All I've got is, 'What in Merlin's name is WRONG with you all?' and that's no good.

Maybe Mac's right and these posts are useless. It's not like I can give people a blueprint, 'Here's how to throw off the yoke of oppression' - MLE will simply stop them in their tracks.

And I've had another letter from Justin. Hydra Lestrange is going to get that lad killed if he's not careful.

Can you let Dora close up alone? I need a fresh bottle.

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[alt_lupin]

Yeah, the place is really quiet for a Friday -- lots of people at the Frost Faire. Hopefully not to watch Muggles get eaten by gryphons. Anyway, I'll be there in a bit.

I'm trying to think of some choice phrases for you but 'what in Merlin's name is WRONG with you?' covers most of it.

[alt_lupin]

'How would you lot like it if YOU got fed to a gryphon? "Wizard" should not be a synonym for "homicidal barbarian."'
'And you call the MUGGLES a bunch of savages? They gave up this sort of thing over a thousand years ago.'
'Maybe for afters, you could roast kittens on a spit, and then eat them? because that would actually be an improvement over treating murder as entertainment.'