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[alt_sirius]

Well, even if Bea was the one who played with them most tonight, I do love my presents. Inappropriate, unintentional humour and all.

And look, given how Dora's quest is going with my mother's portrait, buying a new sugar and cream set wasn't all that daft an idea.

Comments

[alt_lupin]

I swear it did NOT look like that in the catalog.

I mean, it looked like a cow. And a boy with a spoon. The picture didn't show the cow having inappropriate relations with your teacup.

[alt_sirius]

It's hilarious. They both are.

You're going to have to show me the catalog, now. I have an overpowering curiosity about what other completely unsuitable tableware they sell!

[alt_lupin]

Of course now I can't find it. Probably Kreacher threw it out. Or 'put it somewhere safe.'

There was also an elephant that could sprinkle salt on your food out of its trunk. I should've ordered it for Bea for Christmas, clearly.