Exactly. Everything I think of is either too subtle or too over-dramatic. Or both. I keep writing out lists of massacres and vicious acts of mass murder and then tacking 'Frost Faire 1995' onto the end like it's some twisted publicity campaign.
Oh, Morgana's wand, this is bollocks. At this rate the only thing that would make me feel less effective is to go turn round Father's portrait and let him have a go.
Actually, you could tell Dora to come home early and I'll give her a chance to meet the old bastard sod.
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Date: 2012-02-25 05:56 am (UTC)Oh, Morgana's wand, this is bollocks. At this rate the only thing that would make me feel less effective is to go turn round Father's portrait and let him have a go.
Actually, you could tell Dora to come home early and I'll give her a chance to meet the old
bastardsod.