Order Only: A Curious Communication
Nov. 30th, 2013 08:23 pmWell, we've had an interesting day.
There we were, minding our own business, when there's an almighty pecking at the window. Remus looked up and there was a magpie looking to be let in. Naturally, we ignored it.
About half an hour later it came back, this time through the back garden and pecking at the kitchen windows. Startled Ellie something frightful. But she ignored it, too.
Then, a few minutes after that, the bloody bird flew in through the door as a customer was leaving. As soon as it did, the shop's owl started going mad, flapping about at the other bird like they were about to start a midair duel.
Took us a while to separate them and calm them both down. Of course, there were customers still in the shop at the time. And the birds weren't all that mindful of the teapots Tonks had got in last week. Ruined an entire display.
But the point is that the magpie had a message tied to her leg. Remus finally recognised her, took her into the kitchen, removed the note and had Ellie give the poor thing the leftover biscuit from breakfast.
Then he cleaned up the shop while I slipped back to the kitchen to have a look.
It was Ridley's magpie, sure enough. She addressed a message - Alice, it was addressed thus:
To Frank Longbottom, if he live, or Sirius Black, if Longbottom be indisposed
Long message short: She wants to know how we protected Saltash. She says she got a report that we cast a 'Fidelius-like spell' and that somehow it's 'cut off communication' with an operative she had on the inside. Well, that would be Prentiss, of course, but I'm sure she didn't want to name him in case the bird was intercepted. (I'll note she didn't care about naming Frank or me but then we've hardly made our loyalties secret.)
She wanted to know all the details: Could the denizens inside see out, how long it lasts, whether thepeople wizardfolk inside are alive and safe or if they've been put into some kind of stasis - anything we're willing to tell her, really. Also if we would be willing to take a message to Prentiss (well, 'our operative' but she means Prentiss, obviously).
So.
I'm inclined to tell her the cost on the theory she'll bugger off without further discussion but ... it's got me thinking. Is there a way we could explain it to her that would tempt them to cast it somewhere where it would temporarily debilitate a whole load of Voldemort's servants? And would that be worth the price of doing further business with DogStar?
There we were, minding our own business, when there's an almighty pecking at the window. Remus looked up and there was a magpie looking to be let in. Naturally, we ignored it.
About half an hour later it came back, this time through the back garden and pecking at the kitchen windows. Startled Ellie something frightful. But she ignored it, too.
Then, a few minutes after that, the bloody bird flew in through the door as a customer was leaving. As soon as it did, the shop's owl started going mad, flapping about at the other bird like they were about to start a midair duel.
Took us a while to separate them and calm them both down. Of course, there were customers still in the shop at the time. And the birds weren't all that mindful of the teapots Tonks had got in last week. Ruined an entire display.
But the point is that the magpie had a message tied to her leg. Remus finally recognised her, took her into the kitchen, removed the note and had Ellie give the poor thing the leftover biscuit from breakfast.
Then he cleaned up the shop while I slipped back to the kitchen to have a look.
It was Ridley's magpie, sure enough. She addressed a message - Alice, it was addressed thus:
Long message short: She wants to know how we protected Saltash. She says she got a report that we cast a 'Fidelius-like spell' and that somehow it's 'cut off communication' with an operative she had on the inside. Well, that would be Prentiss, of course, but I'm sure she didn't want to name him in case the bird was intercepted. (I'll note she didn't care about naming Frank or me but then we've hardly made our loyalties secret.)
She wanted to know all the details: Could the denizens inside see out, how long it lasts, whether the
So.
I'm inclined to tell her the cost on the theory she'll bugger off without further discussion but ... it's got me thinking. Is there a way we could explain it to her that would tempt them to cast it somewhere where it would temporarily debilitate a whole load of Voldemort's servants? And would that be worth the price of doing further business with DogStar?
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:33 am (UTC)Or Buckingham?
I wouldn't like to pay the costI'm not sure if trying to collaborate with Dogstar is worth it, or not.
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-01 02:42 am (UTC)On one hand, I think if they work WITH us on this, we could use it as a weapon -- usefully. Without killing loads of innocent bystanders.
I'm not sure we can trust them to do that. What is the absolute worst possible thing we can imagine them doing with it, and under what circumstances would they use it that way?
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:43 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:56 am (UTC)So, then, what she imagines her lot might do with it is probably different than what we think it's good for and not. Now that we've seen it inside and out.
I reckon she thinks it's a defensive tool, which is what we wanted it for at first. She was interested in how we'd cast it during a battle, and I get the idea she's thinking it could be set up and used a shield so the people protected by it could have a safe vantage for sniping.
But what would she make of it if she knew it keeps anyone inside from casting any magic?
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:59 am (UTC)Which is sort of odd when you think about it. Our people have slipped in and out again so he COULD do, if he wanted, and instead he's staying in there with no magic...
Anyway I'm sure you're right that she doesn't know about what's inside.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:12 am (UTC)It's not because he got what he thought he should by staying in, either. He doesn't seem to have any notions about helping the muggles there or about building up a safe haven out of reach of MLE. I think he assumed he'd be made head of the operation inside since he'd been camp admin, but the muggles weren't taking his orders, funnily enough.
I'd guess he knows he's got a target painted on his back that both MLE and Dogstar will be aiming for if he puts his nose out. And I'd guess Ridley's wanting to send him a message is mostly a gambit to find out if he's still alive. Because if he is, she won't want him slipping out unnoticed.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:01 am (UTC)Something good about us, maybe. But also definitely short-sightedness.
I suppose Fu might have figured it out, eventually, since he studied the history of warfare, but he doesn't know anything about magical theory.
I'm glad this came up. We do need to think about this.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:06 am (UTC)Could the muggles inside Saltash use guns to shoot out from inside, at the wizards on the outside?
I mean they'd need guns. I don't know where they'd get them. I think they're rather hard to build. But they're not magical, so they'd work just fine.
You can't cast magic through a Fidelius -- can you? I'm pretty sure it won't work but it's not as if I've experimented. And just thinking about how the Fidelius works I would think it would probably bollocks up a gun, if you were trying to aim it....but
Hmm
Can Fu make guns?
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:12 am (UTC)I'm not sure about he calls the 'teknology,' the means for making them, you understand, although perhaps magic can help with some of that.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:16 am (UTC)What if it was cast around a load of Sleepers, would it wake them up?
If we worked out where the Lord Protector's horcrux was and it was somewhere we couldn't get to, could we destroy it with this ward?
If we cast it around the Ministry, how many things that the Protectorate does would go utterly wrong at once?
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:17 am (UTC)I guess experimenting is out, then.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:38 am (UTC)I do wonder about its usefulness as a weapon. It seems to me that it is actually a quite difficult weapon to utilise effectively: if I've understood correctly, it takes quite a lot of planning, ability and coordination to cast it--there's no accident it was Frank whom Albus asked to make the attempt--and then when it takes hold, it's a tool of surprise that provides the advantage of disorientating the enemy, but it strips magic equally from all combatants, so it is really only the element of surprise that we'd gain. And only until our opponents realise they can cross out of the wards and regain the use of their wands.
I'm not saying it's useless, but it's not the Ace of trumps, either.
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-01 02:38 am (UTC)But I'm sure she won't be surprised if we're unwilling to give something for nothing.
Private message to Sirius Black
Date: 2013-12-01 02:50 am (UTC)(That was private because I don't want to start a row with Mr Shacklebolt.)
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:54 am (UTC)Re: Private message to Sirius Black
Date: 2013-12-01 03:00 am (UTC)Neville and Mrs Weasley seem really bothered.
Re: Private message to Sirius Black
Date: 2013-12-01 03:03 am (UTC)Their job is to fret over everything.
Yours is to tell us all how incredibly stupid we are.
Should I mention that Remus and I are merchants? We know how to negotiate a price.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:09 am (UTC)Re: Private message to Sirius Black
Date: 2013-12-01 03:10 am (UTC)But next time I'm tempted to fret I'll try to remind myself Mrs Weasley's got it covered.
Re: Private message to Sirius Black
Date: 2013-12-01 03:13 am (UTC)But yes, often it's a simple matter of throwing out a concept, then sitting back while they fret and fuss and quarrel a little bit and then come in with a sensible solution. There's an art to the timing of it. Come up with a good solution too early and it'll get lost in all the hand-wringing.
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:42 am (UTC)I must admit harbouring a bit of a grudge over the manner in which we parted company. Sally-Anne Perks may have the right idea: I'm not too inclined to give information away for free, although I'm not sure what we would want in trade.
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:47 am (UTC)Then tell her that's not good enough, what ELSE has she got to offer.
And then decide if it's good enough to be worth the risk.
Also, the worst thing I can imagine doing with that spell is to cast it around St Mungo's. You'd kill loads and loads of people. And I could imagine her doing that if Mr Malfoy were being treated at St Mungo's, wasn't he the target at the QWC when she set off a BOMB?
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2013-12-01 02:55 am (UTC)Private message to Sirius Black
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:13 am (UTC)Some of you already know as much, but Frank has completely lost his use of magic. As of now, we are very uncertain whether it will ever return.
There may be different outcomes depending on who casts it and the range that it covers, but for now, what we do know that it has a heavy cost.
Private Message to Alice and Remus
Date: 2013-12-01 03:16 am (UTC)(On another note, I believe I may have gained some ground in Miss Perks' estimation. I'm conservatively optimistic that perhaps she might - just might - have decided I am not the scum of the earth.)
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:20 am (UTC)Re: Private Message to Alice and Remus
Date: 2013-12-01 03:38 am (UTC)And mercy. I don't know if I'll ever quite be able to pull that miracle off. Well done, you.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:17 am (UTC)I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2013-12-01 03:18 am (UTC)Totally lost it?
Whoa. Did he know that could happen? I mean, I knew he wasn't well, but... that's really bad.
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2013-12-01 03:23 am (UTC)Although at the time everyone was afraid he was going to -- I mean, I think he was afraid the spell was going to kill him. And it didn't do that.
Neville and Evelyn, you knew already, didn't you? This isn't how your Mum told youRe: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2013-12-01 03:49 am (UTC)Only, it's a whole other thing to risk your life but then end up living for the rest of your life with that much- that damaged. If you thought you'd die soon, that'd be worth it, but-
Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Date: 2013-12-01 03:55 am (UTC)I don't know if I could ever be that brave.
Private Message to Neville and Evelyn
Date: 2013-12-01 03:20 am (UTC)We were hoping
We were thinking that it might be temporary, and he was trying a regimen of potions recommended by Poppy to see if that would have any impact, but it hasn't.
This has been rather difficult for him, which is understandable, but he's alive, and otherwise healthy, and we're working together to figure things out. Part of what we talked about was not keeping what he's going through to ourselves -- that the more we face it for what it is, the better he'll be able to move forward.
I'm sorry.
Re: Private Message to Neville and Evelyn
Date: 2013-12-01 03:24 am (UTC)What can we do? Is there anything?
Re: Private Message to Neville and Evelyn
Date: 2013-12-01 04:14 am (UTC)I'm sure he'll want to hear from you both, even if it's just what you've been up to at school. And remember -- he is still very capable of offering advice and guidance, and still very much your father who loves you dearly.
Re: Private Message to Neville and Evelyn
Date: 2013-12-01 03:26 am (UTC)You could haveIs heAre youYou said to Nev that if we wrote him Private Messages he could still read them.
Is that true?
Re: Private Message to Neville and Evelyn
Date: 2013-12-01 03:36 am (UTC)I think he'd appreciate hearing from you.
Evie, I
I suppose I was wishing that your father's situation would change by now and I wouldn't have to face it head on. But we have to lay our cards on the table to know what to do about Ridley. Please forgive me.
Re: Private Message to Neville and Evelyn
Date: 2013-12-01 03:41 am (UTC)We know now, and that's all that matters. Yeah, we'll write to him. And I'm not going to give up hope, but if his magic never comes back, he'll still be our dad, yeah? The best dad any kids could hope for.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:26 am (UTC)I don't think they'd use it to go after St Mungo's, at that price.
Maybe the Ministry, though.
Private message to Mrs Longbottom
Date: 2013-12-01 03:26 am (UTC)I'm glad I'll be seeing you both tomorrow night.
Re: Private message to Mrs Longbottom
Date: 2013-12-01 03:48 am (UTC)We'll see you tomorrow.